You should tell them that the original picture of skittles was actually taken by a refugee and Jr didn’t even ask for permission to use it.

The first claim is too broad but it does get into some interesting detail about reinforcements and handle attachments in the later claims. If it ever gets granted the claims will end up being very different.

“I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TV show!” - Shatner

Has anyone posted this yet?

Oh boys will be boys.

Doesn’t he sound tired?

Now if that isn’t an insult to our military, I don’t know what is!

They’re laid under tension, on a hot day they still expand but release some of the tension but hopefully remain straight. There are still expansion joints but less of them.

I’ve already hit the gin! ‘ands off Berry that’s mine!

You’ve clearly never seen that draw in almost everyone’s kitchen full of unused gadgets. As seen on TV would disappear for ever, what would TV stations do to fill their late night slots?

They had credibility? Really? When?

Umm, takes one to know one?

I hear there may be an opening at Fox News...

Hey they could probably get a grant from the EU, they love supporting the preservation of Europe’s cultural heritage. Ah wait, no that whole Brexit thing. Forgot about that.

Oh sure, issue an arrest warrant for her for petty vandalism but not for Donald and his bribery of an elected offical stuff.

Hey guys, I think we should do a sequel. So, um, err more research I guess?

It’s so grounded to the ground!

Lots of people are saying it though...

It’s called jam or maybe jelly depending on your country.