We’ll have won the war against Daesh by the time this plane is finished and we’ll have to find a new enemy to fight!

0-60 in 1.8 seconds at which point you have to change the tires.

Not so fast!

Nah, he’s doing the Time War in real time.

I could have had a really interesting story to tell yesterday if I hadn’t managed to stop that guy driving off with the gas pump still in his car.

Big box stores like Home Depot and Lowes also have excellent returns policies if you realize you have bought the wrong thing.

A whole industry would be build around cleaning the crud off your mouse ball.

Tut tut, no monowheel.

Monowheels are cool

The seemingly weekly special edition Shelby Cobra Mustangs?

The digital dash of the Fiat Tipo. Made me feel like I was flying the starship Enterprise.

Nissan Almera, it really wasn’t that exciting. I know because I had one.

Lucas prince of darkness once developed a pedestrian avoidance system...

All being driven by vegetarian cross fit enthusiasts no doubt.

Current biggest flaw.

See, this is why getting worked up over Jade Helm was a waste of time.

Not burning my hands on the steering wheel when I forget to put the sunshade up - phoenix driver

The take away from these adventures seems to be that CarMax actually hires people who are genuine car enthusiasts and know their stuff, not just some hick salesmen?

Next weeks headline - top ten weird not car things pininfarina designed.

Are we talking smart like “neurosurgeon smart” here?