No Holly Madison/Playboy tell-all coverage? We’ve been wondering where Cosby gets his drugs, and here is a good candidate.

Between WW’s boob window and Harley’s gross juggalo representation, I am getting the distinct feeling that this cartoon will be unfriendly to JL’s female fans.

This backstory makes no sense to me. Why would a Superman raised by a migrant Mexican couple as “Catholic and poor” in the Midwestern U.S. be MORE dark/violent/willing to kill? The Catholics I know are fairly consistently anti-capital punishment, and that is the official position of their church...

Sounds like an episode of Black Mirror.

What do you do if you have multiple pains? :-/

Shiiiiit... So this is why I like The Toast so much. Should I be disappointed in myself?

Oh, no! Is it true that Mallory Ortberg is smug and terrible? I haven’t read anything by her outside of The Toast so I don’t know what her personality is like, but man, do I love what she writes on The Toast. :(

You wrote: “What does that even mean though? A show about the duggar’s just without Josh? Like how the hell could they “revamp” a reality show that featured an incestual bigoted child molester & his up themselves holier than thou parents? Are they gonna make it a variety show?!”

...The Aristocrats!

Passes mirror test.
Has opposable thumbs.
Bipedal.

Jezebel Duggar.

I know just where that $500-in-the-Chef-Boyardee-can would end up if I tried it in my home: the next canned food drive.

I was laughing at the stupid hipsterness of this until I got to this photo and realized how much I want to replace my shitty, mostly plastic hand-crank sharpener with one of these babies. (For my children who cannot use a mechanical one without grinding their pencils down to teeny tiny stubs.)

The quintessential hipster pairs his pencil with a mustache topper:

I meant that as in, Burning Man has borrowed aesthetics from the Mad Max series, moreso than the other way round. (Probably not intentionally or even directly.)

I get it. I used to be more conservative about protecting nature, but I’ve become convinced that the ecological crisis is now so staggeringly immense that the only way to help is to take bigger but still calculated risks. (Introduce elephants and lions to North American wildlands? Sure why not.) In this case cocaine…

This moth only eats these two specific varieties of coca that produce cocaine. It’s more niche adapted than the cane toad, mongoose, etc. Also Columbia is already part of its native range, so it’s not like they’re bringing in an exotic.

It’s not too late! We still have those three rumoured sequels-in-the-works to remedy the situation.

Proof she can still work the old costume (but please, give us a new one):

Burning Man wishes it were Mad Max

The only thing that would improve that scene would be Tina Fuckin’ Turner power-ballad’ing in an Aunty cameo.

You wrote: “i love this news but also read that Charlize isn’t really on board because both tom hardy and george miller are kinda nuts ”

How much crazier can they be than Sean Penn?
Please Charlize, girl: PRIORITIES