I've been working for Microsoft for 20 years, and I'm best of friends with Balmer, and I can personally confirm that the guest today will be a Shark.

Max Payne 3 disagrees with you.

I hate when this happens.

LOL, probably not the best thing to yell at a medical conference, but yep, it's a "thing", if by thing you mean a sort of slang. We love our free shit here. Also called chachkies.

"There will come a time when Apple will be forced to make a completely new product without any trace of Jobs interactions. This is when we will see if Apple can make it or not in their post-Jobs era."

Okay, I was one of those folks who, when Jobs died, was defending Gizmodo from everyone who was saying you need to get off of Steve's *expletive removed* and that Giz are some Apple-hippie-fanboys.

9. He finds her. They go on a date, she finds that he's creepy and weird, though strangely attractive. However, looks mean nothing to this girl. It's all about the personality, baby. She dumps him since he's a controlling freak. He murders her...and other, things.

It is I, my son.

Oh Ice King, you creeper.

The Majestic was pretty awful, I do agree.

................Huh..?

I don't see where many stunts would be involved in a Steve Jobs bio flick, but alrighty.

Nah, Giz just has a huge vendetta against Aston Kutcher for some reason, despite his dramatic rolls in films such as the Butterfly Effect.

You forgot one important type...

CIA door-kicking in 3, 2,....

Here, here! Taurus .480 revolver, "Raging Bull", my choice, with a leg holster. Plan on getting a chest holster, but those things aren't cheap.

She glares at the father putting the baby in the washer before looking around. Stares at the baby a solid 2 seconds, watches it go INTO the washer, and then looks around to check. Troll harder.

Troll harder. The mother was looking around, making sure no one was watching. Parents like this deserve to be shot because the child would be much, much better off in a foster home.

Great question. Looks like Scuderia to me, but I thought the Scuderia's ass was completely black, not red where the license plate is sitting.

This just in, the lead archeologist of the project has made himself known after this fantastic discovery.