Artist's rendering of the stepfather.

He looks highly suspicious.

Cute little cock suckers!

"Damm you popcorn, always a bitch and spilling.... its like someone thinks their a celebrity or something."

This man could have any penguin he wanted.

Not from experience.

Hoo, that one really flew the coop.

I finished up the last season earlier today. Pretty epic ending.

i have to say. i asked kotaku for opinion on wether i should watch breaking bad or not. the repsonse was oh hell yes.

I have several methods!

please use a condom the next time you f*** my mind.

GAWL Kotaku, when will you stop posting about the sad mario horse!?!? what is this a horse/stable blog now!? Can't you see that not every gamer that reads this blog is an equestrian, kotaku!! Sure there may be a 'small subculture' in gaming that's into it but this constant barrage of it is just SHAMEFUL!

I agree. NOW is pretty fucking offensive.

Can't you tell by his screen name? He's obviously a paper boy.

Let websites without typos be the first to cast a stone!