EIGHTY FOUR bags of crack? 218 pills? The pills alone would probably make a log about 2 1/2 inches across, 7 inches long.....the pills alone would be quite uncomfortable. Combine that with (even if they are tiny rocks) 84 bags of crack....that's something to shit over.

Or, you know, called Apple.

I doubt this has been mentioned but the type of cup as well as the opening are crucial.

Technically you could just choose pretty much any state you want, then transfer it to the Texas skillet to cook the other side. For instance, cook a Georgia pancake, then move it to Texas for the other side.

Aww well that's unfortunate. Maybe next time when he's inevitably released and does it again!

Folks, I think we officially have a winner for this years Darwin Award!

Ahh, now that's a lonely little tidbit of information that was never mentioned. Well, just multiply by 7 then? I don't know if inflation works that way, likely not, but yeah.

Damn it Giz, I JUST bought a 32" Sony Bravia this week for my micro-sized apartment.

Same. After purchasing all of the colors, it lost it's replayability.

"But if you adjust for inflation as Scrooge McDuck was first drawn in 1947 that would mean 5.2 billion dollars in one pile."

Andrew, I recently sent you an email of Samuel L. Jackson's reading of "Go The Fuck To Sleep".

They couldn't have cleaned this phone before taking pictures? Seriously guys, come on.

In certain states it is actually illegal to not disclose the fact that the a home has ever, at any point been claimed to be "haunted".

I agree with everything you said but one point; I don't think it will take 10 years.

Why do we have so many nukes? Because nukes are a military's equivalent of a genital size contest.

While I understand what you're saying, it doesn't actually work this way in practice.