It is I, my son.

Oh Ice King, you creeper.

The Majestic was pretty awful, I do agree.

................Huh..?

I don't see where many stunts would be involved in a Steve Jobs bio flick, but alrighty.

Nah, Giz just has a huge vendetta against Aston Kutcher for some reason, despite his dramatic rolls in films such as the Butterfly Effect.

You forgot one important type...

CIA door-kicking in 3, 2,....

Here, here! Taurus .480 revolver, "Raging Bull", my choice, with a leg holster. Plan on getting a chest holster, but those things aren't cheap.

She glares at the father putting the baby in the washer before looking around. Stares at the baby a solid 2 seconds, watches it go INTO the washer, and then looks around to check. Troll harder.

Troll harder. The mother was looking around, making sure no one was watching. Parents like this deserve to be shot because the child would be much, much better off in a foster home.

Great question. Looks like Scuderia to me, but I thought the Scuderia's ass was completely black, not red where the license plate is sitting.

This just in, the lead archeologist of the project has made himself known after this fantastic discovery.

EIGHTY FOUR bags of crack? 218 pills? The pills alone would probably make a log about 2 1/2 inches across, 7 inches long.....the pills alone would be quite uncomfortable. Combine that with (even if they are tiny rocks) 84 bags of crack....that's something to shit over.

Or, you know, called Apple.

I doubt this has been mentioned but the type of cup as well as the opening are crucial.

Technically you could just choose pretty much any state you want, then transfer it to the Texas skillet to cook the other side. For instance, cook a Georgia pancake, then move it to Texas for the other side.

Aww well that's unfortunate. Maybe next time when he's inevitably released and does it again!

Folks, I think we officially have a winner for this years Darwin Award!

Ahh, now that's a lonely little tidbit of information that was never mentioned. Well, just multiply by 7 then? I don't know if inflation works that way, likely not, but yeah.