Damn it Giz, I JUST bought a 32" Sony Bravia this week for my micro-sized apartment.

Same. After purchasing all of the colors, it lost it's replayability.

"But if you adjust for inflation as Scrooge McDuck was first drawn in 1947 that would mean 5.2 billion dollars in one pile."

Andrew, I recently sent you an email of Samuel L. Jackson's reading of "Go The Fuck To Sleep".

They couldn't have cleaned this phone before taking pictures? Seriously guys, come on.

In certain states it is actually illegal to not disclose the fact that the a home has ever, at any point been claimed to be "haunted".

I agree with everything you said but one point; I don't think it will take 10 years.

Why do we have so many nukes? Because nukes are a military's equivalent of a genital size contest.

While I understand what you're saying, it doesn't actually work this way in practice.