I came here for this. But I bring you THE SUPER CUT of doofus sitting action!

Also,I googled to find that quote and nearly every news article was reporting on the event as if it were normal. As in, the headlines were “trump Proposes Ways to Improve Care for Kidney Disease and Increase Transplants” (thank you useless NYT and go fuck yourself) and not “President strokes out on stage, babbles…

Every single hotel I’ve been to with a pool required a key card to get into it. 

+1812

HEY MIKEY, GET A LOAD OF PAULY’S NEW KA!

Reminds me of the crappy Toyota TPMS which is just a warning light.  Even the cheapo Fiat 500 tells you which tire is low.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

I think we can all safely assume that he actually crashed into a painting of a tunnel on the side of a cliff.

The Paperball is only done in school between classes. Even in favelas the games are played with a proper football but we do have fields everywhere and with different sizes and every type of surface possible from clay to cement.

“One theory holds that Americans had infiltrated the Chernobyl nuclear power plant...”

It’s worth noting that IndyCar claims its aeroscreen will have the same load-bearing capabilities as the halo...

“The Grapes of Worf”

What do you want? Information.

The same kind of liberty logic that protects a right to an abortion is the same liberty logic that protects the right to marry a person of the same sex.

So I’m a Missouri resident and I have requested that his cases be reviewed. Clearly, he has a personal bias against citizens coming in to report assaults that has never been addressed.

Well, it’s a streaming service so, yes, you would have to pay to watch. :-)

Please have Ian McKellen on for a road trip episode.

These tasty little guys face the same prejudice in America: