The pre-packaged/frozen sandwiches/meals in the UK are so much better than their US counterparts for some reason. I loved the little Tesco/Lidl meals when I lived there.

I went to the UK during the recession when the pound was twice the dollar and survived on one Boots sandwich and an apple a day. 

A rabbi I follow on twitter has been shouting as much:

When I was a kid growing up in London I would often see Concorde coming in over the city on final approach to Heathrow.

Shut up, Eccles!

I know you’re real and all Esther, but...

Translation: I did something that is the antithesis of faith and family. 

Sort of. He filmed the moon landing and then just used what stuff he had leftover to make 2001.

That’s so awesome! My dude proposed with my own key ring that he furiously removed keys from while trailing my clueless self toward the spot where he was gonna do it. AND I LOVED IT. I keep it where I keep all my most precious little objects.

Needs more fish. 

Don Koenigsegg.......riiiiiight....not a pseudonym at all......

A color like that makes it hard to play hide-and-sheik.

Okay, State Senator Kristina Roegner, I’ll ask: is a six week fetus viable?

Fun fact about Trump’s pal and owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft -

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: Ah, let’s see. I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop – too fatty. The Jackie Mason – I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this – a Meghan McCain?
Izzy’s Deli Server: That’s Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi Hyman…

If she only enjoyed pastrami, dayenu ...

I was looking for a picture of a Thanksgiving turkey to make a joke, but I came across this, and I’d rather just share it instead.

He’s getting ripped.

Maybe stick to the wæther. Your knowledge of pætent law is lacking. 

Opulence.... I has it.