Do we even know if S1 was on the swim team?

It’s fine as long as you check carefully for that little bit of concrete they sometimes hide between the rows. *cough* Which I always do of course *cough* and have never heard a loud thump as I rolled through *cough*

If you really do need to get new hardware, check out the brand outlet stores for refurbs. I got a well spec’d Thinkpad from the Lenovo outlet store for a bargain price.

Has he even had his Bar Mitzvah yet?

By all means put “bad crossfit” on the list. The trick is to find a gym with actual good trainers who know what they’re doing rather than some random bro. Good trainers will make sure you scale appropriately and make sure you get the form right before anything else. Kipping is terrible for your joints.

You can stop calling it Obamacare now.

It’s actually surprisingly difficult to design a “fighter jet sans wings” that stays on the ground at super sonic speeds, enough downforce that it doesn’t take off but not so much that it isn’t driving itself into the ground and still steerable.

I had a guided hummer once, she was pretty great.

I was working my way through a re-watch of Battlestar Galactica last week and then all of a sudden it wasn’t free on Prime. Do they think I’m going to suddenly buy it. Fuck ‘em I started on The Expanse instead.

Well I just hope they asked their husband’s permission first.

Who decided to call the movie “Ford v. Ferrari” / “Le Mans ‘66" and not “Ken Miles and Hour”?

It’s better than his idea to come into my living room and pinch one off on my exquisite mid century decor.

Gate passes have always been available as far as I know. Airlines may have different policies in granting them but usually will if you are assisting another passenger in my experience.

This! Recent party I hosted and passed out at. Got up the next day to find a whole head of lettuce stuck in the garbage disposal, dishwasher badly loaded, and all my alcohol consumed.

Your list appears to be laminated.

It was briefly heard to mutter “Earth’s haunted” before refueling and taking off again.

A likely scenario is that the dog who served during the raid is real but that the image being presented is a stock photo of a random unrelated dog.

What’s the probability that the photo is actually just a stock photo of a completely different dog?

Imagine living in the early 1900s, you’re thinking about getting one of those fancy new automobiles. You’re worried about range. With a horse you just need to give it more oats or hay and they’re fine but these automobiles need this gasoline stuff. Some pharmacies sell it if you’re lucky. You hear there are like three…

It’s in Canada you won’t have heard of it.