AZ has some of the worst plates I’ve ever seen.

Reminds me of the Williams F1 with cvt gearbox sounded weird

Sometimes they don’t waste a sub, an outfield player will pull on a keepers jersey and don the gloves. They usually end up making spectacular game saving saves thus making the original keeper look bad enough they don’t even need to beat him with a wet sock.

30 minutes? What am I meant to do for the other 25 minutes?

I think the reason might be that FC United of Manchester was a club formed by Man Utd fans who didn't like the Glazers. The fact that no actual Mancunian supports United means all there supporters live elsewhere so need to watch on the telly eating their prawn cocktails.

Unless everyone except Hamilton crashes out every race.

The only unbelievable part of the story is that the fight didn’t take place in a jello pit.

If the first question isn’t why she and her husband have jobs in the administration you’ve failed.

We would all probably do better if we didn't give so much attention to these trolls. They are by definition attention seekers.

To be honest, I think they should jump straight to the full speed run. I mean sure they’re back in business this week but who knows.

“Why do you never tell me how much you love me daddy, look how big this fish is, I caught it just for you, why won’t you love me?”

Hammond!!!!!

Laces out!

My best guess is that Barron has already been caught vaping. 

Credit score by itself is only one factor lenders use though. As I’ve recently discovered “Debt to income ratio” is just as if not more important. Most really don’t like going over 40%.

As a Chiefs fan I have to say if you are trying out Matt Cassel you’re not even aiming for mid-tier.

If they’re smart, they’ll sign any remaining Bury players.

Oh I didn’t say I believed it, just that it’s getting harder to laugh it off as completely ridiculous.

Latest conspiracy theory I read was that the Queen agreed to Boris Johnson’s request to suspend parliament in exchange for protection for Andrew.