Yeah but that’s Rugby League not Rugby Union.

July 16: Bombing of Iran commences.

Amazing, doesn’t even need words and you just know.

I hate valet parking. They always park your 737 at the back of the lot and have to move about 4 other planes to get yours out, waiting for ages.

Woah, looks like someone needs topping up with some fresh magic smoke. I’ll put an order in to Lucas right away for you.

Shame, I'd imagine 13 inch thick slabs of low background steel would be worth quite a bit.

“claiming that there are close ties between Al Qaeda and Iran, which defies all logic. Al Qaeda is a militant Sunni group while Iran is 90 percent Shiite.”

They can expand the netting as much as they want, there’s still going to be that guy...

Use a hook grip instead. Takes a bit to get used to but it’s quite effective.

The lecture I get from the guys at Discount Tire when I just want to change one tire. I'm sure they could have bought 3 and got the 4th free plus the rebate. Sure you end up paying for disposal, balancing and all that but it's worth it.

Yeah but, what are they going to do for the other 23 hours and 30 minutes?

They probably want something with 4 engines because ETOPS is for pussies or something.

If you really want to piss off a watch snob tell them you just bought an Invicta for under $100 and it looks the same as a $10,000 Rolex submariner.

If you really want to piss off a watch snob tell them you just bought an Invicta for under $100 and it looks the…

I think many people live in a poverty awareness bubble and don’t realize how many kids rely on their school meal for their main meal. I don’t care what the reason is.

Well back in my day, when I were a lad... uphill both ways int’ snow barefoot...

Jumpers for goalposts.

Apparently all modern cars are now fitted with special lights that can be used to tell other drivers that you intend to change lane, much safer than relying on old fashioned mind reading.

If it isn’t capitalists, then it must be Hillary!

Beats having Sean Connery pretend to be Russian. 

Subaru should redo the Baja. They wouldn’t be able to make them quick enough.