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Sir Eccles
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One of my favorite explanations for UFOs is essentially lens flares. Sometimes they look very convincing and move erratically and very fast as you try to track them.

All wheel drive Ferrari? So it’s an SUV?

So is Jalopnik shilling for this drink (with bad reviews) or do they just feel like writing about it every week?

I wouldn’t hold too much stock in him having dementia or Alzheimer’s, pretty sure he’s always been a stupid asshole.

Also it was the mid ‘70s, you were lucky if it was put together properly or put together at all due to the strikes. Dog help you if yours was done on a Friday.

Well obviously it’s selling so well the counter just reset from 999,999,999 which explains the confusion with your order as they sent it to the first 384.

I blame the man-bun.

Priest - if anyone knows any reason these two should not be joined in matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace

As soon as I read his comments my first thought was "oh something is going to come out about this for sure".

To clarify for those who are curious. This is part of the promotion and relegation system between leagues. The top two teams get automatic promotion. The next 4 teams enter a playoff. 3 plays 6, 4 plays 5 home and away for the opportunity to play a one off game at Wembley. Winner gets promotion and a trophy. It's

Would pay to watch!

Ooh Andrew Scott too. He was great as Moriarty in Sherlock.

They have a plant in Alabama so I've pushed them even further down the list.

Here’s Lindsey’s bar registration:

Yeah there’s a lot of coded and not so coded language in those quotes. Sure it’s “not about race” but they want the country going in the “right direction” because “they are taking over” and “take the schools back”  and “protect the vote” [translation - there’s too many brown people here, I don’t want them in school or

Come on guys, we all know it’s all CGI now...

I’m sure many will turn up on some crappy car show where an unlikely timeline forces unnecessary drama just before the ad break, will they get the restoration done in time?

Well, how high does your rocket go?

The past few weeks has seen teams 3-6 falling over themselves to not make the most of each of the other teams screwing up. It's no wonder they are 20 points adrift.

Apparently that was the second day Tommy Robinson (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) got milkshake thrown at him. Bury was the day before, this video is actually from Warrington.