I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that there’s a culture of grooming and abuse in all sports. You’ve got boys and girls desperate to make it big and adults in positions of power.

Was a massive superpower WIII tank battle across Europe actually realistic beyond the movies?

When you’re at highway speed the amount of power to maintain that speed is ridiculously low.  

CTE, it’s a hell of a drug.

I’m fine with flying, it’s the airports I hate.

Uh sure, the troops will all be home by Christmas what ho!

So is this better or worse than a rub and tug?

I recall a plumber telling me [as he snaked my drain] that realistically you shouldn’t put anything down the garbage disposal other than water and the small amount of crumbs off your plate. He put his kids through college snaking kitchen drains.

Far be it from me to suggest either he or his other rich friends who have residences 30 minutes away know anything about human trafficking or employing illegal aliens in their clubs, hotels, or golf courses. But it probably came with a personal recommendation.

Just like the Furby if you check the Trumpettes’ label it says “flammable keep away from flame”.

Well done for writing a decent headline that makes it clear what they were protesting.

A good prosecutor would call it “ consciousness of guilt”.

It looks hilariously good. Though this touches on another thing Hollywood has to work on. Roles for women of all ages. Men seem to get roles whatever their age, but women seem to have to be 20 something or 70 something.

I can't wait for the 2064 Olympics to include parkour.

Yeah I know. My Subaru Outback apparently has some of the tightest specs in the industry.

I always feel like I’m being ripped off at tire places. No sorry we can’t patch that one, it’s in the wrong spot so yeah you really ought to change all four. Followed by a guilt trip about a friend of a friend of a friend who didn’t change their tires and got pregnant.

*very Costanza voice* Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

You might as well try spraying the whole administration with flex-seal but it won’t work because some idiot will tweet what the president is thinking anyway.

Clean white? Not after being stuck behind a McLaren dumping oil out the back.

Cold tires? It’s not exactly warm out in Barcelona today.