Your home owners insurance is usually invalid if you leave your door open.

Not tried it myself but there’s a new service called informed delivery where they scan your mail and email a preview of it to you or something.

They better sell 27 inch screen protectors because by the looks of my hood there’s going to be greasy sticky crap everywhere.

Yeah, I’m surprised the article doesn’t recommend stop eating avocado toast and turn your hobby into a side hustle.

Yup. I’m not against celebrities getting into politics but you need to start lower down. State house, governor, Congress etc. Get a feel for how it really works. Even Reagan knew this.

30 people tasked with tracking them? Now that’s what I call job creation!

Something something it’s what the FA cup is all about.

Sadly it’s not the only fake excerpt floating around.

The reason is pretty simple.

Pretty sure most manufacturers (except maybe Vauxhall) fall over themselves to get those three to play with their cars for nothing.

Everyone should drive stick then you’ll be engaged more.

They aren’t grown men, they’re football players. You have to tell them what to do every play.

Where’s the turtle and the elephants?

I’m surprised Ferrari allows this. I thought they were overly protective of who can buy and sell their cars, I would have thought you’d need their permission to just sell this engine.

Apparently there have been huge public service cut backs recently. I saw a quote somewhere suggesting that previously they would have had 8 fire engines available but now only had 2.

Completely irrelevant but is that just a bad picture of Jodie or what? I’m hoping it’s just bad lighting and catching her mid facial expression.

He’ll be back in three days.

So when Superman pees, does his stream shatter the bowl each time or can he throttle back a bit?

Volume changes would be indicative of salinity changes. My understanding is that salinity drives many of the important ocean currents without which for example Europe would be a lot colder.

Also stop doing those social media quizzes that tell you your stripper names based on your mother’s maiden name, first pet, street you grew up on and last 4 digits of your ssn.