Made her northern again I think. Yeah I know lots of places have a North.

This is how Trump was elected.

Genuine question - can you be ticketed for removing these hideous bumpers.

I was gonna say she’s too white to be shot, but there’s probably a lot of spray tan.

Red to red, black to black, umm orange to umm fuck I’m color blind...

Maybe, but I really feel coal is making a comeback.

Is pepsi ok?

What ever rules you put in place, someone will look to try and bend/break them. Sure you could allow albuterol inhalers but then someone will inject albuterol directly into a muscle or something stupid. There’s no real solution other than zero tolerance.

Fair point, but also worth pointing out the bill was only just published in this form last Friday night while everyone was out watching the new Star Wars movie.

Ah ya know, bottle of Chianti and some fava beans...

Look, it’s zero ok!

John McClane! Where is he? Get him out of his shoes and into a grubby wife beater.

Bread and circuses.

Yup. They’re old white men who think jokes about mixing up BLT and LGBT are hilarious. I expect sexist jokes about Abbie later in the season.

Most of the patent seems concerned with wrapping the display at the hinges.

Backing up SMS? Come on be realistic and think about what the majority of those messages are.

Endorsed by Matt Lauer.

Patent illustrators are generally very talented, some are not. Particularly when it comes to humans and animals. I’ve seen a lot worse than this one.

Generally speaking a patent application must have an “enabling disclosure”. This is generally taken to mean enough detail such that an average skilled person could recreate it. It does not have to be a full disclosure of all the computer code as that would vary depending on the host device. So basic high level flow…