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Sir Eccles
sir---eccles

Never try to find the charging point on a cheetah, trust me on this one.

Good coaching is key. There are a lot of bandwagon gyms which opened in the last couple of years. Find one that is long established.

The irony being that there are two people who will never hand over their phone. Trump and John Baron.

They’re building a course in Dubai together. This despite Trump promising not to do any foreign deals.

These simulators are so good that the session ended after five minutes when it blew up.

Everybody drink!

To be fair, the whole racial inequality thing is a big deal and just obstructing the protests won’t solve the underlying problem.

You mean the Chiefs game tape?

Ok use lead then. Lower melting point so “Low and slow” tender juicy brain damage.

I would have done it like a deep fried turkey. Lower it into a vat of molten aluminum. That way you get a nice crispy skin.

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Buy a toilet snake.

I’m a Thinkpad lover. I had an R51e that was my workhorse for many years until the battery no longer held a charge and XP was no longer suitable.

No they’re not.

It’s the herpes of craft supplies.

I’m pretty sure they’re already anemic from living in their mom’s basement.

Prediction - this will not cause any moral crisis of conscience for any republicans.

Lea and Perrins or death!

He’s a witch! Burn him!