Just don’t confuse him with Bill S Preston Esq.

Gin

Note to self - look up how to clear GPS data before selling car

7. Let her pick the ring.

Woah woah woah, let’s not get crazy here. Nobody is mentioning spreadsheets here.

step 1 - ignore it

Am I the only person that zeros the trip meter every time they fill up?

Holy shit why is this whole line not getting more coverage!

Nah, I think he’s just invented a new lift - the back curl.

I tried powerline once a while back, old house and I had the different circuit issue too so I ended up sending them back. Useless in my opinion.

Of course I’d never wish a serious injury on anyone...

To be fair, Tom Brady was also listed as questionable with a shoulder injury.

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE TROOPS!!1111onehundredeleventy!!!

You’re forgetting that Dyson is a cheapskate who didn’t hesitate to move his manufacturing base to Malaysia to save cash.

If only they’d had extreme vetting of Catholics back then.

Friend of mine saw this one

Jerry Jones owns over 100 Papa Johns franchises.

Bone china?

No Vinny Testaverde?

When zee seagulls follow zee trawler...