What went wrong? Well, if it’s anything like the kitten I rescued recently then it’s decided to pee all over everything.

Oh just fuck off with your “This dad wins Halloween...” stories.

Well if you’ve got a big coil of wire already in the car why not charge with a contactless inductive loop. Phones do it.

I’m going to choose to go on believing that they really just aren’t stupid enough to launch one in anger.

The 10th man typically lies about how much he really earns. Well you see my actual salary is quite low, while I may appear to be rich it’s all in stock options and the like, you can’t buy beer with stock options. Besides, I only ordered a glass of water so you guys can split the bill among yourselves.

I’m sure he’s got a hot take on modern politics ready to go, everyone else seems to.

Window shopping for your dream car when in your heart you know you don’t have the money right now. Then seeing a perfect example on Craigslist which you have to let go even though you know you’ll never see as good an example ever again.

Thanks, for some reason I always had it in my head as a Scalia thing.

Hey, it’s not any old Japan. It’s THE Japan!

Well now that my Chiefs have lost a couple of games, I’m cool with a player strike.

Casual racism has been swept under the rug for so long it has become normalized. To the extent that Justice Scalia proclaimed we now lived in a post racial society as he dismantled the VRA. Emboldened by the likes of Trump many feel free to just express these views openly now. Which in a way may be the best way…

So he gets pulled over during lap 1, “what you doing round here in such a fancy car, boy?”

Call me when someone starts making some of the Hotwheels my son has.

Yeah, I found that out after making my comment. I found out that there is no real standard for color of pump handles. Or as someone said “Amazing how gas companies can collude on price but not on pump handle color”.

The problem is the pump color. Green in the US usually means diesel whereas green in Europe means unleaded.

Katz’s Deli full sour. End of argument.

Right!

Exactly! Even Burnley came in and got a good draw out of it.