To be fair, Tom Brady was also listed as questionable with a shoulder injury.

Two verys? I’d guess John Barron suggested it.

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE TROOPS!!1111onehundredeleventy!!!

I love how you consider $300 a budget phone, ha!

Ah surely you can just drill the safe and get the money out.

You’re forgetting that Dyson is a cheapskate who didn’t hesitate to move his manufacturing base to Malaysia to save cash.

The use of tape feels like cheating to me.

Yes but Robert Redford has to move very slowly across the room or the alarm goes off.

If only they’d had extreme vetting of Catholics back then.

Friend of mine saw this one

Jerry Jones owns over 100 Papa Johns franchises.

Bone china?

No Vinny Testaverde?

When zee seagulls follow zee trawler...

What went wrong? Well, if it’s anything like the kitten I rescued recently then it’s decided to pee all over everything.

Oh just fuck off with your “This dad wins Halloween...” stories.

Is it possible it was just a stolen laptop they didn’t bother wiping before they used it?

Well if you’ve got a big coil of wire already in the car why not charge with a contactless inductive loop. Phones do it.