I’m going to choose to go on believing that they really just aren’t stupid enough to launch one in anger.

The 10th man typically lies about how much he really earns. Well you see my actual salary is quite low, while I may appear to be rich it’s all in stock options and the like, you can’t buy beer with stock options. Besides, I only ordered a glass of water so you guys can split the bill among yourselves.

Well, as long as you don’t keep the backup in the cloud :-)

You’ve got a local backup right? Oh...

I’m sure he’s got a hot take on modern politics ready to go, everyone else seems to.

Window shopping for your dream car when in your heart you know you don’t have the money right now. Then seeing a perfect example on Craigslist which you have to let go even though you know you’ll never see as good an example ever again.

Thanks, for some reason I always had it in my head as a Scalia thing.

Hey, it’s not any old Japan. It’s THE Japan!

Well now that my Chiefs have lost a couple of games, I’m cool with a player strike.

Casual racism has been swept under the rug for so long it has become normalized. To the extent that Justice Scalia proclaimed we now lived in a post racial society as he dismantled the VRA. Emboldened by the likes of Trump many feel free to just express these views openly now. Which in a way may be the best way…

So he gets pulled over during lap 1, “what you doing round here in such a fancy car, boy?”

Call me when someone starts making some of the Hotwheels my son has.

Yeah, I found that out after making my comment. I found out that there is no real standard for color of pump handles. Or as someone said “Amazing how gas companies can collude on price but not on pump handle color”.

The problem is the pump color. Green in the US usually means diesel whereas green in Europe means unleaded.

Katz’s Deli full sour. End of argument.

Right!

65 pounds of weed is a lot. I certainly wouldn’t know what to do with 45 pounds of weed. I mean you could maybe just hand over all 25 pounds but in the end is anyone going to care about 5 pounds of weed?

Exactly! Even Burnley came in and got a good draw out of it.

Kind of makes me want to find a cheap PS1 online and play the original.

He wears a suit jacket over jeans and a t-shirt, he doesn’t need to write, it writes itself. Jeez get with the program.