My friend and I took advantage of the Two for One deal at the Abortionarium last Tuesday. Got my membership card punched too.

Ummmm...if I heard someone say that "abortion has become so easy," I'd probably pounce on their ass too. Easy for whom, exactly?

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Sure its cute now but when Fence Baby grows up he will be an embarrassment to our nation.

It seems fake, but I don't know. My aunt made $7500 last week just by using her computer.

There are things I doubt in this world. A thing I do not doubt: Kanye's love for that behbeh.

I have determined from Breckin Meyer's quotes about Dustin Diamond that he and Gosselaar are best friends and that has made today a delightful day.

Literally everything about this story is the worst.

The funniest thing about it is that when he's got the mic in his hand he sounds like a news reporter in the middle of a hurricane.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how much it must suck to be Justin Bieber? To wake up every day as a 20-year-old person who knows that you are famous for a song like "Baby", to know that the entire world (except for maybe a handful of 12-year-old girls) perceives you to be an entitled little shitbag, and…

She is so much fun. I saw her at the Roots picnic this year and she put on such a great show. She had backup singers and choreographed dance moves, and she worked hard to entertain. My one wish is that she would go back in tour with Kimbra, and come to the US this time!

with a side Rayan as a snack for Martha wrapped in bacon.

because she's fucking hysterical. khloe, and sometimes kourtney, and oftentimes scott, seem to very much know who they are, as people and in the public eye.

I've always appreciated her because she's just so unapologetically herself in spite of her status as a "celebrity". I find her completely refreshing amongst those creatures she calls her family (however, Courtney/Brody tie 2nd place as the least insufferable of this clan behind Khloe)

I think she seems the most normal (which isn't saying much). She had a terrible marriage and struggled with infertility while her smaller petite sisters were being crazy famous and having babies. I also struggle with this. It's like choosing the least offensive form of enacting the death penalty. I would go with…

It's a bit weird, but I was unusually happy with the clip showing the people from the lumber district escaping up trees with their climbing spikes. It was pretty badass!

yeah that's not even considering that she basically made his career by introducing him to every fancy person she knew and despite her own very successful career moved to LA for him. what a frickin nightmare!

I was also going to post something about their respective wealth at the time of their marriages...Ross was already a very successful model (a household name in the UK) at the time of their marriage and Sanders' body of work even now is hardly sprawling. It doesn't seem unlikely that she would have sunk considerable…