I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

Tyga may be “Stimulated,” but his wealth is simulated.

THIS IS A GOOD DOG, TOM HARDY

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

right? that sounded really messed up. Like it’s called adulthood....if you never seperate from your parents there is something wrong with you, and your parent.

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

She actually performed at the show which sort of makes this funnier.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

I feel like Iggy should not be advertising the fact that she watched the VMAs from her couch, instead of actually attending like the rest of the gainfully employed pop stars.

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

Hard to read tone from a tweet sometimes but that Oprah tweet has all the vibes of “please see teacher after class”.

I don’t think she’s worried. I mean what is Nicki gonna do fight her? Nah. She knows better than that. But, people have to understand one thing about Nicki Minaj. She’s from New York. Before she was a big pop star celebrity, she was just a regular girl from New York. I’m from where she is from and I can tell you, if…

I like her okay, she’s hardly my favorite artist. I simply tire of seeing people built up, and then viciously and enthusiastically torn down for the crime of making human mistakes.

I agree that the outfit is boring, but can we take a second to appreciate the fact that they did a really good job of making Tay Tay match Nikki’s African theme without doing some cultural appropriation? The color, fabric and style were similar and it matched, but it was different enough that no one could say she was…

Agreed. But at least it was Taylor on Nicki’s stage and not Nicki having to haul out onto Taylor’s performance. If I was Nicki I’d have done something super shady...I guess she’s better than me.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

this was me the first time I went to a supermarket in America.

This is a great idea.