I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

Tyga may be “Stimulated,” but his wealth is simulated.

THIS IS A GOOD DOG, TOM HARDY

Mark Ruffalo told BadTaste.It that the Hulk was in the script for Civil War, but he was cut out of the film, because Marvel doesn’t want to reveal where the Hulk is just yet. Ruffalo’s not sure if the Hulk will be back any time soon.

“his Flash costume will have a “post-apocalyptic” appearance.”

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…

right? that sounded really messed up. Like it’s called adulthood....if you never seperate from your parents there is something wrong with you, and your parent.

“I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

“but Skyeward ‘shippers are still holding out hope that our ‘ship has a chance. Is it all in vain?”

That Coast City travel slogan is perfect.

To be fair they were originally going to go with Meanypants McVillianplans. So this isn’t so bad.

Are you one of Gothams writers? Would explain a thing or two...

She actually performed at the show which sort of makes this funnier.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

I feel like Iggy should not be advertising the fact that she watched the VMAs from her couch, instead of actually attending like the rest of the gainfully employed pop stars.

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

Hard to read tone from a tweet sometimes but that Oprah tweet has all the vibes of “please see teacher after class”.

I agree that the outfit is boring, but can we take a second to appreciate the fact that they did a really good job of making Tay Tay match Nikki’s African theme without doing some cultural appropriation? The color, fabric and style were similar and it matched, but it was different enough that no one could say she was…