Or, hire a women to drive them back to the airport and have a woman pilot and co-pilot fly them back to SA.

Aussies should’ve acquiesced to the Saudi players’ “cultural grounds” and given each player 50 lashes.

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

SEÑOR JOE!

I’LL MAKE HIM BLEED!

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

I don’t think he’s making a legit binding agreement here, so much as banking on the fact that he will still be worth a max contract a few years down the line, and is willing to take a pay cut now to get the hardware and then getting as much $$$ as he can then.

Technically yes, but that’s not really what’s happening here. Durant is making an independent calculation that he’ll be good enough in the near future that he can get his max contract any season he chooses. He doesn’t need the Warriors to promise him that in order to know it will be available to him.

“Tight-ass pants”

“...but at the same time I had a broken ankle. I won a championship with you and you don’t even really call me. I’ve got to beg you to call me. My agent has to beg you to call me ... My ankle was broke. My ankle was broke. And they’re shooting me up, shooting me up, shooting me up every day to play. My ankle was…

Given the author, humor is an unrealistic expectation.

John Kelly, is that you?

“We’re here to honor both baseball’s unwritten rules and America’s fallen heroes.” - New Era Cap Co.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

I’m here for the fat drama and I won’t apologize for it.

The umpire’s judgment was moronic on that play. The ball hit Heyward’s calf as his foot was on first base. If he can’t legally put his foot on first base, then we don’t have a baseball game.

Weird that Bochy had nothing to say about the bullcrap interference call on Heyward earlier in the game that cost the Cubs at least one run.

God, that’s beautiful. I was expecting to see a big 12-6 lollipop, but that’s a 81mph 10-4 sickle.