You ate 6 doubles, 2 large fries, and 2 large cokes every day for 6 years? How are you feeling? I want to study you.

At least in terms of cereals, this morning at Jewel I saw next to the Rizz-Os and Ross Crunch, that Zobrist had his own cereal too, called Zorilla Crunch.

Matt Stairs or bust.

I totally agree with this. I also can’t blame the guy for accepting every single offer thrown his way right as he retires.

I can’t decide if this makes me want to laugh or punch myself in the dick

Which Beef is better?

Now that’s what I call Kim Jong-Unsportsmanlike Conduct.

Do you prefer meathead ex player commentary, or pseudo intellectual Bill Simmons style commentary?

I thought evil Foreigner meant they wouldn’t play “I wanna know what love is.”

I got:

Perhaps he wanted to try to work his love of cult spaz-noise-punks Death from Above 1979 into the broadcast.

Okay, if you insist.

Translation: “Slander is the weapon of the powerless ! This is distressing !!! The truth is justice which will restore it.”

I haven’t had a Monster since college (a decade ago) but I vividly remember drinking like 2 or 3 of those 16-oz cans daily while working at a restaurant. I had an 8 oz sugar free Red Bull the other day and I could feel my heartbeat in my eardrums.

Still the best baseball Dog

OK, Kid From Bad Santa, you’re up...Can YOU account for your whereabouts?

Only true 90's kids will remember Kellyanne Conway

‘90s