What are you talking about?

This is just as inspiring, awesome

Seriously. Trib is insufferable and does the Sun-Times still exist? Best coverage since ESPN Chicago was kaput.

Leroy Sane is most definitely German

My left knee’s past five years: one torn acl and one ruptured patellar tendon. One injury occurred on the field—the other, a CostCo parking lot. I’ll let you guess which one’s which.

“... and like teammate Jon Lester, he takes his time delivering the ball to the plate”

Give him the Pulitzer already!

They’re not ending championship parades forever, this is clearly to do with law enforcement resources being stretched thin and how the parades of two London-based clubs would exacerbate the situation.

I feel like this is some kind of The League hand signal game and I’m missing out, but still having fun

Like, nobody gives a shit.

shut up

it was 6-5

fuck yea

It’s 2 pts. Wouldn’t any range of things accomplish that?

Glad you feel oh so much better, because nothing else will happ—oh wait, thanks Jeff Sessions.

I know how you feel, my Tamagotchis are always pressing me, I don’t have enough time to catch up with all the fake news!

Are you telling me you read a rambling 83-word sentence that also somehow functions as an intro and didn’t want to go further?!

You should

Messi makes pass. Amaze. Such Insight.

Man, well put.