Can’t believe no one’s posted this yet:

Along with the Snyder-ized edition of Lord of the Rings.

Then there was that previously unreleased chapter simply titled, “The Dwarves and I: What the Elves Saw”. If you think the beards on their faces were impressive....

Not at all. He’s just happy that there will be less chafing during tonight’s “handy”.

I see your Dune and raise you by another Herbert in which we learn not to fuck with a microbiologist.

Short attention spans will some day be cured through the miracle of future medicine.

I bet this find will yield some deep insights into the past.

The shorts really show off that chicken’s sweet, sweet drumsticks.

No bones about it.

Now I want to see James Cameron and Zach Snyder team up for a Superman-Avatar movie just to see the Internet explode with rage.

Also wish they’d update this:

Postman Rob watched it all burn.

Rob, the real conspiracy I want to know about is how the Postman caused the apocalypse that he’s writing from.