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And no one puts away the booze like an oil rig worker who’s just returned to shore.

Tomb with a view.

The alien nature is more apparent in the unrated edition. Once Yondu sheds his trousers while announcing that he tastes much better than Terran, well, it’s not just his arrow that does cool stuff when he whistles.

Might want to stay away from the meat offerings in the mess haul for a few days.

Looks like Congress has overflowed again.

Where is their congratulatory beer? If you go into space, stay there for a 186 days and land and use a Russian rocket that’s older than you are to land in some remote field, the least the welcoming party can do is provide a couple of brewskis to go with the lawn chairs.

It’s time.

Just try watching this without running away with “So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye”running through your head.

“My God, it’s full of stars!”

Pretty sure she’s getting a snootful of anthrax, not stars. Depending on your beliefs, that can have you be as one with the cosmos, too.

I’m glad to see lesser-known comic properties getting some attention. This gives me hope that someday we’ll get the Wonder Warthog movie that we all deserve. Still waiting for the Furry Freak Brothers movie, but I suspect every time the film makers get an advance, they blow it on, well, blow.

You forgot the deadliest animal of them all.

Jar Jar Binks smells like petrichor, so move over, Amy Pond.

It’s amazing what body paint artists can do these days.

Never did get to see a glass bridge video. The link only went to a Hulk Hogan sex video. Not sure if that’s helping.

I think that was what Charlie Brown did in his off-time.

Sort of give you an idea what would happen if Jack Skellington rescued Pinnochio from Pleasure Island and brought him to Halloween Town.