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sinestro43
9/05/16 4:34PM
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They haven’t gotten around to calling them fuck buddies yet?

9/05/16 4:31PM
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Of course Vin Diesel can pull this off. Here’s Morgan Freeman demonstrating the method that I’m hoping for. It almost makes hastening the helium shortage if it works out this way.

9/05/16 4:27PM
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Does this mean he won’t be making Cowboys vs Aliens II anytime soon?

9/04/16 10:54PM
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I hope they work Hosehead, the flying dog into one of these comics.

9/03/16 12:50PM
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Nah, I’m sure it’s a coincidence that this was spotted above the Cape a few moments later.

9/02/16 10:30AM
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When life, or in this case, a power plant, hands you fresh fried birds, it’s time to reach for the Colonel’s secret recipe and some mashed potatoes, gravy and biscuits. Oh, and cole slaw. Need some veggies in there, too.

9/01/16 11:25AM
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Same way everything else ends up in Miami. A blow to the back of the head and a most unpleasant next morning.

9/01/16 8:15AM
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What you’re saying is this is probably the wrong way to watch an eclipse?

9/01/16 8:12AM
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But if you happen to know any easily freaked-out Baptists, go ahead and let them panic.

8/29/16 8:16AM
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“What? Honey, we’re going to Hawaii? For a whole year? All expenses paid? What do you mean, we have to pack parkas?”

8/25/16 11:12PM
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I think this should be the Wi-Fi splash page for all National Parks.

8/25/16 10:59PM
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I would totally watch Isabella Rosselini as the Giant Peach.

8/25/16 10:58PM
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Before the MCU takes on the Madbomb, I’d like to see their hot take on this: