As long as they’re combining pizza and chicken, I wish they’d work ham and pineapple into the combination.

I emphasize the h so that it sounds like Rhesus. Because, let’s face it, Rhesus pieces look like they indeed came out of a monkey’s butt.

I can’t be the only one to be glad that Boof Fallowing didn’t turn out to be a request for some kind of sex act.

This is more like it.

He made an ash out of himself.

Tree, you’re fired!

That's cute, but this here is ketchup for grownups.

Once again, World Cuisine attempts to catch up to St Louis ingenuity. Why, in St Louis, they've been eating animals that no one wants for decades. Who really wants a skunk, possum or raccoon? Hungry St Louisians, that's who!

There should be a vas deferens between natural erection supplements and Viagra. If some less scrupulous natural medicine producers are cheating, there should be stiff penalties for all involved.

If these are sugar free gummi bears, there's more than spice that will be flowin'...

Meanwhile, in the bar...

I think we should all be grateful that there isn't a German production team running this series, or it could get worse. A lot worse.