Ahem.

I use heating pads for when I make yogurt and when I want my dough to rise. I also use plain dental floss to cut cheeses.

why is it required for SUVs to be used off road?I never understood this.

Because not everyone has 1000 hp?

We live in a world where a cop who gets caught on video being friendly is disciplined while others that get caught on video actually murdering people are unpunished.

I’ve been wanting this my whole pc gaming life.

How did we become the dominant species?

Because the LX looks like this.

I honestly don’t get why you’d want to ride in a group of random people in the first place other than riding with a few close friends.

Today I accidentally posted about Buick too many times. I apologize and I’ll never do it again. Here is the opposite of a Buick, a Nissan Skyline.

this x 1,000

Volkswagen Engineer 1: Hey Hanz? What if we constructed some sort of chamber, put monkeys in it and then filled it full of poisonous gas?

Via conductive fibers woven into the mats.

Looks like the driver of that Compass needs a better sense of

The C63S AMG sounds like a guy coughing up phlegm backed by a group of tap dancers. Got it.

People in general need a little more Fuck you in their lives these days :)

Are you willing to drive in reverse?

Um, probably not good for people like me with depression and anxiety. Just made my heart rate speed up. Also filled with an overwhelming drive to just “fuck it”, abandon work forever, and stop wasting my life away in front of a computer.

I thought you were just supposed to wait for a Palestinian guy to start eating and then steal his food.