Probably better odds than you think, the fact that they weren't even wearing baseball caps or hooded sweatshirts might suggest it was a crime of opportunity.  Security during setup might've been lax and probably was due to these two guys walking right out with the goods.

Shit, I knew this was the wrong week to put my entire pallet full of cards up for sale on eBay.

Oceans 14 is a lot nerdier than the previous movies.

Bone broth and IVs, what else could you ask for?

She forgot the best part: Get a chance to meet her really cool mom, Blythe Danner.

Sure, but Phony Stark is willing to pay his pet lawyer to threaten baseless lawsuits, in the hopes that maybe the target doesn’t know what anti-SLAPP laws are.

Twitter can’t pay its rent. It doesn’t have the money to pay for baseless lawsuits.

This is just a reminder that Twitter didn’t ban Kanye in December for hate speech. Kanye spent several weeks doing insane racist stuff (he told Alex Jones that he loved Hitler, he claimed Elon was a half-Chinese genetic hybrid, cozied-up with Nick Fuentes and Candace Owens, and tweeted a bizarre Star of David/Swastika…

Can’t wait for the future where instead of putting a gun to your head and asking for your wallet, robbers just walk around with spoons so they can scoop your eyeball out.

Because child birth is a punishment for sex.  It also explains how fucking gross they are when it comes to rape.  

Came here to say the same thing. 

Conservatives o9nly care about making babies, once they’re born, screw em, no parental leave, no day care, no health care, no assistance, no meals, no education, etc.. Something about a great replacement theory, white genocide, etc..

Yeah but as a non-US citizen, thankfully Musk can’t run for President because you know he would.

No, there’s not. In the US, at least, anyone can call Twitter anything they please, and journalists have the same rights we all do.

This. So. Fucking. Much.

Is there any sort of legal requirement for journalists (Or Gizmodo, lol) to call Twitter by its new and completely dumb name? I mean, if say The New York Times just continues to call it Twitter, can they be sued or otherwise harassed with Cease and Desist letters?

Elon ‘Apartheid Profiteer’ Musk is becoming indistinguishable from Donald ‘Brothel Beneficiary’ Trump.

or course he would. he hasnt talked to any of them since they were born.  

It’s particularly surprising coming from Musk, who has a penchant for calling his enemies pedophiles and made loud, self-celebratory pronouncements about how he was stepping up child safety efforts at the company.

Avi Loeb? What a pleasure to welcome you to Gizmodo!