simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001
Sep 18
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Furthermore, this was not long after the big success of the dark and brooding Gotham City from Tim Burton’s Batman films. They thought that’s what people were into.

Sep 18
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Considering Apple bought Dark Sky and will probably just phase it into their weather app, you might not get what you want.

Sep 18
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And what happens if Apple and Google tell them to go fuck themselves?

Sep 18
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“We’ll continue to support our 3DS family of systems as long as there is demand,” said Nintendo of America president Doug Bowser at the time. Read more

Sep 17
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People who give their kids technology worth hundreds of dollars get what they deserve.

Sep 16
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When are they going to make a smartwatch for those of us who sit around all day? You know, with regular reminders about how you need to get up... and get more coffee or soda. Maybe some sort of count of how many Pringles are left in the can...

Sep 15
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This is ethnic cleansing, plain and simple. Trump and his cohorts need to be dragged to the Hague.

Sep 14
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Nothing helps me sleep better than a can full of corn syrup.

Sep 14
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I do get amused by people getting angry over nothing.

Sep 14
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For the vast amount of humanity’s existence on Earth, the only method we had of cooking was an open fire. Read more

Sep 14
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Sounds good to me. We didn’t just let Typhoid Mary walk around spreading typhoid everywhere.

Sep 13
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Let’s see Zuckerberg work a poll.

Sep 8
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Today on Gizmodo: Tom McKay brags about his stuff.

Sep 8
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So basically a slightly more functional version of Will.i.Am’s giant wrist cuff thingy.

Sep 8
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What a shock that Trump voters were violating safety rules to support their Dear Leader. 

Sep 5
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So did the “you’re a fucking fool” guy write back?

Sep 4
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I take back every negative thing I’ve ever said about drones.

Sep 4
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$0.3% of the amount of cash I have in the bank is a lot less than $5. I’m thinking this whole attitude of yours is because you’re wealthy and don’t understand what it is like to not be so.