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C. Montgomery Burner
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Elon loves it when De Santis licks his nipples.

I only will consider a lighthouse if it comes with its own Rutan.

So you have to clean off the coffee table to watch TV?

I don’t know that he cares about his children much. He might sacrifice one if he thought it was good for business.

This is how he builds his real army of trolls. Twitter is just a social experiment.

Haha. I came in to say exactly the same thing. I’m thinking it’s only a matter of time before these AI chatbots start spouting Nazi bullshit on the regular.

No. I don’t. Gross.

Yep. That sounds like humanity in a nutshell.

their historically peaceful nature”

their historically peaceful nature”

I work at a company that a lot of small businesses use and so many of their designs come with QR codes. It mystifies me. I think I’ve used a QR code maybe 3 or 4 times and only because I didn’t have a choice.

She’s gone into the great Beyond Thunderdome.

There’s nothing worse than a Republican who thinks he’s funny.

I don’t get it. Just mentioning Dylan Mulvaney and that they’re trans is supposed to be a joke?

“Up, up and away!”

That’s what I thought before 2016. I’m not so sure anymore.

The tagline on the poster is “Many Monsters, One King.” That certainly implies he’s King Kong.

I don’t see the point of calling it King Kong if it’s a different character.

When exactly did the movie world decide King Kong was a hero? His death in the original film is supposed to be tragic, but he wasn’t a champion of humanity.

Mostly harmless.