I find this acceptable.

Will someone please think of the white people?!

I guess it’s all YouTube for innovation now. Too bad really.

it is going to have independent programming (whatever that is)

and Mission Specialists Ali Alqarni and Rayyanah Barnawi, members of Saudi Arabia’s first class of astronauts.

Got it. Thanks. That makes more (and also less based on your last paragraph) sense.

Wait, there’s only been interstellar travel for 300 years in Star Wars? Aren’t there like 1000-year-old Jedi temples and stuff?

The thief of the ammonium nitrate thought he couldn’t be seen.

I wonder what Texas resident Elon Musk thinks about this? Suppose he’ll Tweet a criticism of Abbott? Think he’ll go against his new Republican buddies? 

What’s a “magazine?”

See, now that’s what I was expecting from that square-wheeled bike that just had treads on the square wheels, so they didn’t spin. This is more like it!

Don’t be a butthole. We need to wipe that sort of shitty behavior away.

Solving the world’s numerous environmental crises requires creativity—that much is clear. But does that mandate for imagination mean we have to reconsider (and repurpose) dirty, disposable diapers? A team of engineers from Japan’s University of Kitakyushu seems to think it’s worth a shot.

I didn’t really like Willow and I still think it should be available as long as Disney+ is around. Dumping the shows with no way for people to watch them is ridiculous. It’s all about the money.

I really hope people who pirate this stuff are preserving it, because streaming shows keep going down the memory hole and I fear they will never get out.

Still worth it since we can’t predict in advance which strain of flu will be bad in a given year.

It’ll give you triple autism and let your phone connect to 5G.

MORE ATTENTION FOR THE ATTENTION WHORE!

He looks like a Nazi.

“Julia was twenty-six years old... and she worked, as he had guessed, on the novel-writing machines in the Fiction Department. She enjoyed her work, which consisted chiefly in running and servicing a powerful but tricky electric motor... She could describe the whole process of composing a novel, from the general…