“Half-decade-old material”

Weird how not a single Trump-appointed judge who heard an election fraud case agreed with it. Why do Trump-appointed judges hate Trump so much?

He looks like a complete fool.

Can you tell me the brand of condom that’s 100% effective please?

Party over principles is the Republican way.

And Carbon Copy.

What’s Woody’s defense? “I may have molested my biological child and statutorily raped my stepdaughter, but no one better call me a friend of Jeffrey Epstein’s!”

I don’t let my wife put the dishes and silverware away from the dishwasher because she doesn’t do it the right way. So maybe there’s something to that. Seriously, the teaspoons don’t go in the same slot as the soup spoons! Come on! I am trying to get a big spoon and I pull one out of the drawer and it’s a little baby…

Yes. Crowder “saved himself” for marriage and preached that everyone else should too. Amy Schumer SAVAGED him over it.

Nikki Haley is only dressing up like a decent person.

The homophobia just makes the circle jerk more exciting.

100%. There is no secular reason to not allow women to divorce their husbands.

Look, it’s either care about your family or spend time getting swol. It can’t be both. He had to make a choice.

He didn’t ignore it. He actively encouraged it.

I mean... it’s no secret he’s a big baby.

I always associate Parker Posey with her role in Best in Show, so when I see her without braces, I’m momentarily surprised.

There’s no need for them to re-live the trauma.

The day I learned I was not part of everyone...

The Mooch! 8 pm on Fox!

I’m stunned it took this long.