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They’ll just replace him with someone worse who is more willing to toe the line.

And there were legitimate Sub-Saharb African cultures that people can look back at and be proud of- the Kingdom of Mali was once the richest kingdom on Earth. King Mansa Musa took so much gold with him on his pilgrimage to Mecca that he destroyed economies on the way by giving it out in huge amounts and causing

Agreed. If it’s not okay to deadname trans people, it’s also not okay to call other people by names they don’t want to be called.

What’s amazing is Elon can basically sound like a human adult when he’s talking about SpaceX, but he’s a 12-year-old with behavioral issues when it comes to Twitter. I don’t get it.

People pretending sports are important just get big eyerolls from me. Basketball is on the same level as Love is Blind as far as I can tell in terms of how much it actually matters.

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So... they think babies will be making up for gaps in the workforce?

‘As a reminder, no trick or treating is permitted for “Halloween” on the property’

I just... why is he so funny-looking?

“By the way, please buy GOOP products. Thank you.”

Do it. Do it! DO IT! DO IT!

I’d call him the stupidest man in the Senate, but there’s so much competition.

Thanks. I appreciate it. I hope you feel better soon too.

Thanks. I don’t yet. And according to my wife’s cousin who is a doctor (my regular doctor has been no help), this is probably salmonella or rotavirus and could last another week or more. If this is salmonella, never get salmonella.

As someone who has some sort of really really bad stomach bug and hasn’t eaten solid food since Monday, fuck Gwyneth Paltrow. I wish I could have chosen to starve myself.

He can’t die. Not while he keeps injecting himself with the blood of the young.

I think Hubbard convinced himself it was true, although supposedly at least some of his ‘revelations’ came while he was at the dentist and being given nitrous oxide.

Damn. That probably won’t air on Netflix in the U.S.

On an episode that aired Sunday evening

My daughter’s period started when she was in the fifth grade. Fuck these people.