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C. Montgomery Burner
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I don’t know, my 12-year-old daughter loves arcade games from the 80s. Not so big on consoles, but if there’s a Ms. Pac-Man cabinet, she’ll play it. Some games are timeless fun. A lot of what he bought is going to be terrible, but there will be gems that some people will be interested in even long after they were

D’oh! Release the hounds!

Or Pedro Pascal and a baby androgynous alien- which is addressed by male pronouns for some reason. I guess Mando would know, he’s changing the diapers.

“Gangly” should not be used to describe two different people in one article.

Just for future reference, can you tell me which brand of condom is 100% effective?

Why are we even going through this farce of a trial? We know how he’s going to rule. We’ve already lost. This is just rubbing salt in the wound.

He always came across as an intelligent, thoughtful person. 60 is too young to die.

I had 7000 TVs. Prove I didn’t. Now give me my money!

Ejaculating into someone doesn’t give you the right to fatherhood. Maybe if men had to go through nine months of hell to bring the child into the world if they so chose there would also be a new precedent for abortions- namely they would be virtually free of charge to all.

Oh good, a whole new way for abusive husbands to punish their spouses.

So why didn’t you teach your son about condoms, Bobo? Jesus hates them?

‘Stranger Things’ Actor Grace Van Dien Is Turning Down Roles After Sexual Advances From a Producer

I never would have pegged that guy as being pro-torture.

Everything about Song of the South is atrocious... except James Baskett’s amazing performance, for which he deservedly won an Oscar (a special one because he wasn’t white- adding to the atrociousness) and it’s a damn shame no one should watch that horrible movie because he was so good in it.

I went to one meeting of the Los Angeles Science Fiction Society. One. They had their own clubhouse and the stench! Oh my god.

He’s like one step away from collecting his urine and toenail clippings in jars.

I turned a shed like the one at the top of the slideshow into a recording booth in the VO recording studio I used to have in my basement. Covered in acoustic foam, it worked quite well.

Don’t give them ideas.

I don’t know what to think either, but I’m getting serious Norma McCorvey vibes.

Some have even gone as far as to call her a “mini landlord” (more on that later)