You have a flair for understatement.

When you throw open the doors of bathrooms and changing rooms to any man who believes or feels he’s a woman – and, as I’ve said, gender confirmation certificates may now be granted without any need for surgery or hormones – then you open the door to any and all men who wish to come inside.

Even if you like olives- why would you want oily coffee?

No. NO.

What... I don’t... are those human beings in that photo or is this like the fake lady in Mars Attacks?

So no one’s going to bring up the fact that Wanda’s kids (in the main MCU) aren’t actually real?

God, I hated her. And most of the rest of the characters. And the ending. And myself for watching.

Art Clokey is the true god of Davy and Goliath.

This is Disney. If she gets sick or dies, they’ll just digitally replace her.

Hear that, kids? Never criticize anything popular.

I came over here to read this article from the sidebar. I’m not a big gamer. But wow does that game sound interesting and now I really want to try it out. So that sucks.

I hope we learn more about the nubis!

You mean a staffer typed it out.

It was what convinced me that Will Smith was a good actor. Before that, I thought he was just another pop star given too much credit.

I hope I’ve found the clitoris? It was in the right place and seemed like the right button...

It’s not her fault that they were out of bread when there was plenty of cake for her inside.

Like a Canadian Tuxedo crossed with a sampler. 

Did you ever see the play/film Six Degrees of Separation? Just the idea that you might be closely related to someone famous opens doors.

Trust me. No one wants a nude painting of Monty. Not even Monty.