simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

Jewish space lasers?

I always like a little bit of finger in my sub.

A division of Osiris Foods.

A nubis, the nubis, same thing.

Maybe I’m confused here, but if the Lewisnky scandal kept Clinton from keeping his eye on Bin Laden, isn’t that Clinton’s fault?

What do you mean? My wife definitely has an Egyptian god of the dead in her cooch. We sacrifice to it and everything.

Do NOT order Bonne Maman from Amazon. I ordered a three jar pack of red currant jelly (I can’t get it locally and I love it) and one came open and covered the other two in jelly. Amazon did not accept a return or exchange. Then they deleted my bad review.

You really could have stopped there.

It won’t shut them up. It won’t change a thing. They’ve already come up with excuses for why the video is staged or fake or whatever. There was no point in releasing the video. It didn’t matter.

Yeah, I’m not getting it. That’s probably giving those people what they wanted anyway.

I’m just surprised Trump didn’t ask if he could watch and if he could bring popcorn.

Can you really call people who harass her like this fans?

They’ll run out of places to hide him and they’ll Lisa McPherson him rather than let him take the organization down.

To be fair, with her genes, she’s never not going to be beautiful. She’ll be stunning when she’s 90.

Yeah, I remember when my wife was pregnant and fell down and I did nothing about it.

and has the sex like a porn star 4 times a day

Ah shit, I was confusing her with Willa Brown.

Bessie Coleman grew up in Terre Haute, Indiana and graduated with a BA at Indiana State Teacher’s College (now Indiana State University). She deserves a lot more recognition in this town, but then we just got a memorial to a man lynched in 1901 in 2021, so I’m guessing it won’t happen for a while.

I have a friend from high school who transitioned and is still married to her wife, so it sounds like you and her have a pretty good deal!

Just curious- if, as a man, I decide to take birth control pills, will I become a lesbian? Because I think I might do better in life if I was a butch lady. It’s at least worth a try!