I just don’t understand it. He’s so funny-looking.

I hope all the slaves in Dubai appreciated her effort.

“I would never do such a thing,” says the former convicted coke dealer.

Look, he just likes beer, okay? *sob*

If Velma doesn’t lose her glasses at least once per episode, what’s the point?

There is video coming. I can feel it.

Ok, I admit it. It was me.

She collected money for a funeral under an alt. As far as I know, she hasn’t paid that money back. This is nonsense.

Remember, they had 222 Republican representatives to choose from to give seats to and they chose Santos and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

They don’t give a fuck. They really don’t.

I like him on Star Trek: Discovery. Don’t hurt me. :(

They both just got named to the House Oversight Committee, so we’re basically fucked.

I assume their next award goes to Roman Polanski.

He never actually wanted to save humanity. He has never even attempted to make a car affordable to the masses. It has always been about making as much money as possible.

I hear Spacey bribed the judge.

And the award for 2023's biggest rapist piece of shit who should fuck off and die goes to...

My father was 12 years older than my mother. I guess Jezebel wouldn’t approve of their 50+-year marriage.

“And I vow I’m not a Jew...”

It was two different men and the problem was clearly the ‘exactly’ part.

He’s just using the Biblical definition of women. I don’t see the issue.