It’s been rumored to be priced at $1,800 and $1,920 for the 256GB and 512GB models, respectively.

How many people are going to die when a Tesla catches fire in one of those narrow tunnels and they can’t escape as all the oxygen gets used up?

What’s Woody’s defense? “I may have molested my biological child and statutorily raped my stepdaughter, but no one better call me a friend of Jeffrey Epstein’s!”

Exactly. This is a privacy nightmare for anyone who just wants to jerk off. It’s bullshit.

I actually enjoyed the game as it was supposed to be played...

I don’t let my wife put the dishes and silverware away from the dishwasher because she doesn’t do it the right way. So maybe there’s something to that. Seriously, the teaspoons don’t go in the same slot as the soup spoons! Come on! I am trying to get a big spoon and I pull one out of the drawer and it’s a little baby…

Yes. Crowder “saved himself” for marriage and preached that everyone else should too. Amy Schumer SAVAGED him over it.

“The Honorable Bill Nelson” doesn’t sound very honorable. It’s not his life that’s on the line.

Nikki Haley is only dressing up like a decent person.

I would be embarrassed about what I would look like if I wore those. Even if I was alone with no one around for miles.

The homophobia just makes the circle jerk more exciting.

100%. There is no secular reason to not allow women to divorce their husbands.

Has anyone ever survived Disney’s lawyers?

Monty is immortal. You should know this after 34 seasons.

Look, it’s either care about your family or spend time getting swol. It can’t be both. He had to make a choice.

With the exception, I hope, of things like “I woke up early this morning.”

You fucked around and got found out by Disney’s lawyers. Fucking around is going to end up fucking you right in the ass, Ron.

He didn’t ignore it. He actively encouraged it.

I mean, people can change their hair from dark to light. It happens all the time. Hell, I have almost black hair and I’ve bleached it before just for fun.

I don’t care. I just want to know why they made that choice.