simulacrum001
C. Montgomery Burner
simulacrum001

I just keep asking myself- why did they give Supergirl black emo hair? What’s wrong with long and blonde?

Grodd’s presence would make me watch any DC movie.

Ezra Miller can break the law faster than any normal human...

Who had Pandemic 2.0 on your 2023 bingo card?

I mean... it’s no secret he’s a big baby.

I always associate Parker Posey with her role in Best in Show, so when I see her without braces, I’m momentarily surprised.

Did it yell “BANZAI!” at the last minute? 

His ChatGPT knockoff is probably a bunch of low-paid people in Indonesia sitting at keyboards like a giant Mechanical Turk.

There’s no need for them to re-live the trauma.

This website/app that tells me what other people’s opinions are needs an AI to curate them.” - No one.

Kraven is an okay character, but his outfit has always been ridiculous-looking, so for once, I wouldn’t mind of they changed it.

The day I learned I was not part of everyone...

Who doesn’t enjoy a deep whiff of ermine musk?

The Mooch! 8 pm on Fox!

You’re comparing apples to oranges. This isn’t being caught on a hot mic or making a single statement, this is a prolonged campaign of unapologetic bigotry. 

You’d probably like the TV show The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, which came out in the 90s. Harrison Ford even appeared in a couple of episodes. Most, if not all episodes are on YouTube. The WWI episodes are my favorites.

The launchpad will be ready right after the Cybertruck is for sale.

But hey, at least he got to launch on 4/20 and that’s a very funny joke indeed.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Hip Replacement Surgery doesn’t sound especially compelling, I must admit.

I’m stunned it took this long.