I’m guessing the Massachusetts Air National Guard is not given a high budget for IT, so you’re probably right.

I was definitely hoping for some square wheel spinning action.

So none of this is on the cops being quick to send SWAT teams every time they get a call? Even if it’s a bomb threat? Because there were bomb threats called in to my high school a couple of times in the 90s and no one brought a SWAT team. I’m pretty sure what they sent was the bomb squad since, you know, that’s their…

...and this is why he went after Substack. He wanted to make his own Substack with hookers and blackjack.

Mel Gibson’s career should be over. Why is anyone giving this antisemite fuckhead any roles?

...which was not very good. At best, forgettable.

Why not?

Why not?

When you have a company run by a petulant child, expect the child to break everything.

So let me get this straight- Twitter users are not allowed to keep their private conversations private, but Elon won’t allow public information about where his jet happens to be parked?

I assume Elon is going to paint a giant cock and balls on it based on his previous behavior.

He was harder than the rock. No one likes to be outclassed.

You wouldn’t believe how long the space pharmacy receipts are.

It’s probably not a good plan to piss off the people who loan you money when those people are Saudis. Oops, Elon.

Are you actually saying Twitter has improved?

A random guy dancing in a leotard would probably do a better job, to be fair.

This is a pump-and-dump, right? Those are supposed to be illegal, aren’t they?

I’m guessing there are a lot of abandoned power stations in Canada just begging to be used as a backdrop to this show.

‘As a reminder, no trick or treating is permitted for “Halloween” on the property’

They’re real! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoop_snake