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C. Montgomery Burner
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I’d love both Ted Kord and Jaime Reyes to be the Beelte at the same time like in Batman: The Brave & The Bold.

The United Astronauts of Benetton

And yet still no live action Song of the South. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF DISNEY? Other than the blatant racism I mean. BUT WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?!

They couldn’t. But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t love to see it.

It will never happen, but I would love to see a Fantasic Four movie set in the 1960s like when the comic started.

I just... why is he so funny-looking?

Stop.

She will die. And quickly. There’s no way she’ll adapt. These animal torture centers need to be shut down.

“By the way, please buy GOOP products. Thank you.”

Do it. Do it! DO IT! DO IT!

I knew someone allergic to corn. And corn is used in everything. Not just food, stuff like insulation. She worked from home years before that became a thing.

My father also had a comprehensive antibiotic allergy. If he absolutely had to be on one, it had to be one he never tried before in the hopes that he could take it for a short amount of time without too bad a reaction *and* a bunch of Benadryl. I felt really bad for him.

How much exactly would the medical community consider to be a “regular dose” of sex?

Didn’t Greece do that very stupid and short-lived video game ban without the EU getting involved?

The funny thing is that it was ChatGPT that suggested it.

Elon doesn’t get that. He thinks followers = fans.

I’d call him the stupidest man in the Senate, but there’s so much competition.

Yep. Dolphins are assholes. Males gang rape the females and they kill porpoises for fun. 

Free speech absolutist!