You’re cute.

Don’t piss off the Saudis, Elon. That doesn’t end well.

Thanks. I appreciate it. I hope you feel better soon too.

Thanks. I don’t yet. And according to my wife’s cousin who is a doctor (my regular doctor has been no help), this is probably salmonella or rotavirus and could last another week or more. If this is salmonella, never get salmonella.

As someone who has some sort of really really bad stomach bug and hasn’t eaten solid food since Monday, fuck Gwyneth Paltrow. I wish I could have chosen to starve myself.

Elon really needs your money. Please give.

That’s great. I’m talking about totally non-viable on a large scale individualized public transportation system where everyone gets into their own little car and are driven where they want to go inside cramped tunnels. It’s stupid. It’s an idea come up with by a rich guy who doesn’t want to rub elbows with those icky…

To steal a phrase- LOCK HIM UP.

You made it too easy this time, Giz.

He can’t die. Not while he keeps injecting himself with the blood of the young.

Elon is fine with black people doing hard labor like working in his dad’s emerald mine, so I’m sure he would be okay with importing them to Mars to do the grunt work. As long as they stayed underground.

You think he goes through the front doors like a commoner?

I bet Tim Cook doesn’t have to swipe a badge.

I think Hubbard convinced himself it was true, although supposedly at least some of his ‘revelations’ came while he was at the dentist and being given nitrous oxide.

I was waiting all day for some entertainment and, as usual, Trump didn’t deliver.

The future of public transportation: private transportation.

We know one thing. Goofy fucks.

Damn. That probably won’t air on Netflix in the U.S.

On an episode that aired Sunday evening