My daughter’s period started when she was in the fifth grade. Fuck these people.

What a child.

If you’re a weird nerd introvert, I say go for it!

I don’t know, my 12-year-old daughter loves arcade games from the 80s. Not so big on consoles, but if there’s a Ms. Pac-Man cabinet, she’ll play it. Some games are timeless fun. A lot of what he bought is going to be terrible, but there will be gems that some people will be interested in even long after they were…

D’oh! Release the hounds!

Only the sexy ones.

It can’t be as bad as the script Ridley Scott had Nick Cave write. Yes, Nick Cave.

As someone married to a librarian, I’m offended on her behalf. Please ask a real librarian if you have a question. Any question. Things you could find easily on Google or things you wouldn’t even know what to search for. They are absolutely happy to help. Except the cataloging librarians- they’re weirdos.

Or Pedro Pascal and a baby androgynous alien- which is addressed by male pronouns for some reason. I guess Mando would know, he’s changing the diapers.

“Gangly” should not be used to describe two different people in one article.

Just for future reference, can you tell me which brand of condom is 100% effective?

Why are we even going through this farce of a trial? We know how he’s going to rule. We’ve already lost. This is just rubbing salt in the wound.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard of. I can’t wait for the movie.

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He always came across as an intelligent, thoughtful person. 60 is too young to die.

Stupid, drunk or both?

So fomenting an actual insurrection is not enough for a lifetime ban from propaganda outlets? That’s the country I’m living in now?

I had 7000 TVs. Prove I didn’t. Now give me my money!

Exactly! That’s what I want! A period piece! And even if the anti-colonialist message no longer works, just the scene of the Thunder Child battling the Fighting Machine would be worth the whole movie.

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