Are they going to update the flag too?

One day, someone will do an adaptation which actually follows the book from beginning to end without deciding on various ideas that “improve” it and I will finally enjoy a good Frankenstein film.

“Yeah, but are they mining emeralds?” — Elon

It’s happened to me to the point that I sat down in the car before I noticed, but I don’t think I tried to start it. But two people who keep their car clean with the same model? Not only is it possible, it happened.

I remember when I was a kid, I found an old, tattered iPad in the woods...

Floating above the crowd, they exchanged vows. Sheel said his were written with help from ChatGPT.

“Libs want to take away your God-given PFAs that our founders said every American should be full of!”

If you don’t work in the sports industry and are watching four games at once, you may be a little over-invested in sports.

Wars have started over less.

Julia was twenty-six years old... and she worked, as he had guessed, on the novel-writing machines in the Fiction Department. She enjoyed her work, which consisted chiefly in running and servicing a powerful but tricky electric motor... She could describe the whole process of composing a novel, from the general…

Now I want to see a gorilla dressed as a dervish.

Ejaculating into someone doesn’t give you the right to fatherhood. Maybe if men had to go through nine months of hell to bring the child into the world if they so chose there would also be a new precedent for abortions- namely they would be virtually free of charge to all.

Kessler is just telling it like it is. When has a bank run by white men ever gone under? Apart from in 1929, 2008 and a bunch of other times obviously.

The U.S. military agrees and feels they didn’t get a good enough ROI.

You know who would write women even better?

Not to mention...

I don’t think it was an Oscar-worthy performance, but Christopher Reeve managed to combine the endearing qualities, innate goodness and heroism of Superman in a way no one else had before or has since. Which is impressive for such an iconic character.

As someone who found the book Dune to be boring, I actually enjoyed David Lynch’s film. I tried watching the new one and literally fell asleep. That movie is made for fans of the book, which is fine, but it’s not really made for anyone else.

..and, after their usual brief change, D.C. continues the proud tradition of having Wonder Woman written by men.

Oh good, a whole new way for abusive husbands to punish their spouses.