And here I was ready to offer my services as a hunchbacked lab assistant.

So they’re launching rockets with no rockets required? According to the headline and subheadline anyway.

This is Elon’s new cost-cutting strategy. Eliminate tweeting to save on server space.

And racist. You forgot racist.

You’re right, I just assumed he was looking for Twitter integration like everyone else in the social media sphere is doing. But maybe he’s making it independent. Who knows? Who cares about yet another chatbot either way?

So the same service a bunch of other websites already have. And this is supposed to improve Twitter or get people back to it or pull in advertisers in what way?

I am sure he included Asians because he thinks it doesn’t make him look like a racist.

Shockingly, he’s also a racist piece of shit.

This is, shamefully, a top story on every news website this morning.

I turned a shed like the one at the top of the slideshow into a recording booth in the VO recording studio I used to have in my basement. Covered in acoustic foam, it worked quite well.

Don’t give them ideas.

I don’t know what to think either, but I’m getting serious Norma McCorvey vibes.

Some have even gone as far as to call her a “mini landlord” (more on that later)

You have a flair for understatement.

And people wanted that massive thing shot down over land. Insanity.

When you throw open the doors of bathrooms and changing rooms to any man who believes or feels he’s a woman – and, as I’ve said, gender confirmation certificates may now be granted without any need for surgery or hormones – then you open the door to any and all men who wish to come inside.

Even if you like olives- why would you want oily coffee?

But that’s my point. I don’t trust it to serve me with news I need to know, just news it thinks I want to know!